Monday, August 31, 2009

Long Over Due

This post should have happened last week and I have no excuse as to why it wasn't posted. So let's get on it with it shall we?

For those of you wondering how the Sesame Street Live: Elmo's Green Thumb went, I hold you in suspense no longer! The plan was to leave the house at 8 because the show was in Ft. Smith and started at 10:30 and as we all know, I'm directionally challenged! Anyway...that plan didn't happen. We woke up late and didn't get out of the house until 8:40. I didn't let myself freak out like I wanted to I just told myself that I now had no spare time if I got lost and would really have to pay close attention to the directions (yeah right). After leaving the house I remember that I still have to get gas. So we stop at a gas station on the way to get gas, pick up a quick healthy gas station breakfast (because the ham and cheese biscuit I bought for Cohen is EXTREMELY healthy), some gummy bears for a show time snack, and some batteries for my camera. With all of this out of the way I'm ready to head to the highway and start our journey to see Elmo! After about 20 minutes into the drive and not another gas station in sight for miles, I realize that I have forgotten to buy batteries. Again I decide to remain optimistic and tell myself that I will just pick some up at the first gas station before I get to our location. Then I hear the dreaded words from my sweet toddler in the back seat, "mommy I spilled it". I take a deep breath and turn my head to see that Cohen has spilled his juice all over his lap! In my hurry that morning I didn't think about packing extra clothes for him, I'm running late and there is no place in sight to get him new clothes. So what does a mom do in a situation like this? I pull the car over, pull his shorts off of him, open the sun roof, close the sun roof on his shorts, hold on to small piece available in the car so the shorts can't shimmy their way out and fly down the highway and proceed on my way holding shorts in one hand and driving with the other. Seriously are you picturing this with me? I'm sure I looked hilarious. Eventually I pull the shorts back in and set them in the passenger seat to put back on Cohen when we finally arrive. Once I arrived in Ft. Smith I ended up getting lost (shocker I know). I had to pull over and ask some kind old lady walking out of a grocery store for directions. Luckily I was about two miles off! Finally I think that the gods are shining down on me because we just might make it in time! We pull into the parking lot at exactly 10:30 (remember this is the time that the show starts). We get Cohen's shorts back on him and walk into the Civic Center. I see no one taking tickets, hear no music going and no doors are open down these hallways. Where the heck is Elmo! I pick Cohen up and run down the hallway to ask someone where to go. The lady I ask looks at me like I'm nuts and tells me it's down the hallway I just came from. Thank you lady for not only looking at me like I'm an idiot but not helping me because Elmo is not down that hallway! Elmo ended up being down 5 different hallways and a connecting building! About 10 minutes into the show Cohen and I FINALLY make it to see his hero Elmo! Once we sat down Cohen stayed glued to the stage and loved every bit of it! Check out my proof below (remember that I forgot batteries so all pictures came from my phone and are not good)
Cohen sitting in his seat on the 5th row that actually ended up being the 3rd row
Glued to the stage! I couldn't even get him to flash a quick smile he was so into it :)
Elmo and friends on stage!
Clapping at the end of one of the songs
Elmo and friends again
Me and my Handsome!
Oscar the Grouch!
And finally lunch at Burger King afterwards. Even though the day had so many bumps I still had a lot of fun and I'm so glad that I bought the tickets and made the trip. I think I officially became best mom ever in Cohen's eyes that day :) I know it's a short lived title, but I'm basking in all it's glory while it lasts!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

There is a line people...

There is a fine line between unique/fun and tacky. Let me just give examples of the lines that should not be crossed when planning your wedding:


*Please keep in mind that this is my opinion on the matter, and if I insult you by something I'm about to post then I'm sorry. Again this is just my opinion*

1. Tacky Cake Toppers

Really, this is not funny. It's TACKY! Your wedding is supposed to be a symbol of your love and show the personalities of you as a couple, not an image of the things you will later be doing in the honeymoon suite! Please if you find this funny....rethink it. I mean really, do you really want your parents or grandparents seeing such a thing?

2. Balloons
There is a right way and a wrong way to do balloons at a wedding
Right way:

I'm not a fan of balloons at a wedding, but if you must have them then use them in an appropriate manner. Do a balloon release at the end of your ceremony! This can be actually pretty.

The wrong way:


People please, your wedding is not the Prom. Please DO NOT decorate in such a manner. And before anyone asks, yes this is a wedding and not a picture of a child's birthday party.



3. Tulle
I'm not real big on tulle, but a little here and there at a wedding is perfectly acceptable. Decorating every standing object at your ceremony/reception however, IS NOT! Do not allow your ceremony/reception to look like you hit a massive tulle sale at Hobby Lobby or the Tulle Fairy has come along and thrown up on everything!







This one is a double Tacky shot! Tulle AND Balloons!


And lastly, don't let the last image someone has of your wedding day be an image like this:
Let's keep it classy ladies!

Monday, August 17, 2009

Proof that a wedding can be anything you want...



This bride wore a wool dress... yes you read that right, a wool dress! Surprisingly I will admit that it turned out very pretty in my opinion.





And since I have no words to do this story justice...click the link below.

Friday, August 14, 2009

It's official...

On August 26th, 2009 Cohen and I will be traveling to see one very special person....
ONE Guess...


That's right, we are going to see Sesame Stree Live: Elmo's Green Thumb!!!



We'll get to see all these happy smiley faces

But really I know all he'll be concerned about is Elmo, Bert & Ernie :)

I am soooooooo excited about this! I think this will be loads of fun for him and I can't wait to see the excitement on his face!

but.....

I'm also excited because I officially became a fan on the Miranda Lambert website! Do you have any idea what this means???? This means that when I attend her concert in December I will be able to go back for a meet and greet with her! Freaking Miranda Lambert! LOVE HER! Very excited about all of this news :)

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

I LOVE unique and unexpected things at weddings! This takes the cake ;)
P.S. Brittany if you are reading this don't expect this at the wedding :)
Best Wedding Toast Ever!!!! (Amy's Song) - The most amazing videos are a click away

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Mommy & Me Date Night With Extra Fun

Our extra fun was Keegan, Audrey and Ron joining us for the night! Our night started out at the Grape Festival to ride rides and play games.


Then of course we had to have dinner....so where does every child want to have dinner? McDonalds of course! HAPPY MEALS FOR EVERYONE!

And to finish the night off we watched Hotel for Dogs in the Park! All in all I'd say the kids had an exciting day.

Monday, August 3, 2009

All I can say is wow...

First off let me just say that this is not my style, but I'm fascinated by it none the less. Check out this tutorial on how to make a wedding dress for only $10! Seriously...I'm not kidding...go check this out.
http://homespunwed.blogspot.com/2009/06/how-to-make-10-wedding-dress.html